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Mae Elf Queen
Tolkien Fanfiction

I love chocolate, hobbits, elves, handcuffs and Rohirrim, and I enjoy writing humorous "bad-fic" a bit too much, and basically, I'm a smart-@$$.


Cleaning Mirrors

Rating: PG
Genre: Humour/Horror
Summary: I got the idea for this fic from the list "Top Ten Rejected LotR Plot Twists." Poor Galadriel!

Shelob's Fate

Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour
Summary:Finally! Some answers about what happened to Shelob after the War of the Ring! Violence, Smartalecy behaviour, and overall stupidity. If you don't like nonsense, read something else. This is very, very stupid and poorly written. Flamers welcome. >:)

Songs LotR Characters Would Sing

Rating: PG
Genre: Lists/Humour
Summary: A little bit of nonsense. Flamers welcome.

Strip Poker in Lord of the Rings

Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour
Summary: Not my best work; basically I just thought about what strip poker would be like in LotR and I decided to write about it. As usual, flamers welcome.

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