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A/N: Oh look. A new parody. Definitely not as good as the last one, but I wanted to do this anyway, plus I only have 4 fics up. This song is a parody of the song "Mine, Mine, Mine" from the Disney movie Pocahontas. But it was kinda hard to change as a LOT of the lines work. But I think it came out ok. Anyways, R/R, and please remember to be kind ^^
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Thorin:
As King Under the Mountain
I claim all this gold
For the dwarves and not Smaug
Since he's deceased, as I'm told
The gold we find here
Will "dwarf" all by far
Oh, with all ya got in ya, boys
Dig up this mountain, boys
Mine, boys, mine up this mountain
And dig, boys, dig 'til ya drop
Grab a pick, boys
Quick, boys
Shove in a shovel
Uncover those lovely
Pebbles that sparkle and shine
It's gold and it's mine, mine, mine
Dwarves:
Dig and dig and dig and diggety ...
Dig and dig and dig and diggety ...
Bilbo (running around):
Oh deary deary
Oh deary deary
Thorin:
Oh, how I love it!
Bilbo (running around):
Oh deary deary
Oh deary deary
Thorin:
Riches for Cheap!
Bilbo (exasperated look):
There'll be heaps of it ...
Thorin:
And I'll be on top of the heap!
My dwarf friends back home
It's not that I'm bitter
But think how they'll squirm
When they see how I glitter!
The ladies at Lake town
Will be all a-twitter
That Bard will reward me
He'll knight me ... no, lord me!
It's mine, mine, mind
For the taking
It's mine, boys
Mine me that gold!
With those nuggets dugit ...
It's glory they'll gimme
Why Bard, that stupid Ninny
Will probably build me a shrine
When all of the gold is mine
Dwarves:
Dig and dig and dig and diggety
Dig and dig and dig and diggety-dig!
Bilbo (away from dwarves, overlooking the land):
All of my life, I have dreamed of a land
Like this one
A wilder, more challenging country
No Hobbits desire
Hundreds of dangers await
How I wish I could miss them!
But I've got my ring
Oh how I could sing!
Invisible and safe from all harm!
[Thorin and Dwarves together]
Thorin:
Keep on working, lands
Don't be shirking, lands
Mine, boys, mind
Mine me that gold
Beautiful gold
Dwarves:
Mine
Find a mother lode
Then find another load!
Dig! Dig! and diggety
Dig! Dig! for that gold
All:
Make this mountain
My land!
Thorin:
Make the mounds big, boys
I'd help you to dig, boys
But I've got this crick in me spine
Bilbo:
But what about lake town?...
Thorin:
Who cares? They can drown...
Bilbo (scared look):
And what about the elves?
An army's staring to swell!
[Thorin and Dwarves together]
Thorin:
And all of the gold
Is ...
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Dwarves:
So go for the gold
We know which is here
All the riches here
From this minute
This land and what's in it is
Mine!
Thorin:
Dig and dig and diggety-dig!
Bilbo:
Oh deary deary deary deary-
Thorin:
It's mine!
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