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A/N: Now I'm sure you've all heard the parody of American Pie called "The Saga Begins" by Weird Al. Well guess what? I wrote a parody of a parody! bwahaha lol. Instead of being about Anakin, its about Aragorn!
crowd: YAY!
Yup. Its not the best parody in the world, but I like it. Trust me, it'll get stuck in yer head REAL quick lol. Oh, and BTW this song is supposed to be sung by Sam, just to let you know ^^ Please R/R!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Lord of the Rings, Weird Al, Star Wars, or American Pie/Don whatever his name is related. ta-da.
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The Trilogy Begins
A long, long time ago
In a Middle-Earth far away
The world was under an attack
And I thought me and Frodo Baggins
Could talk that evil Sauron into
Maybe cutting us a little slack
But his response it didn't thrill us
Sent the Nazgul who tried to kill us
But we escaped from those ghouls
Met Tom Bombadil that singing fool
We rode our ponies from the scene
Rode through the forest and could hardly see
We all wound up in the bar in Bree
That's where we found this guy...
Oh my my, this here Aragorn guy
May be a Ranger king day later got so many allies
Left Rivendell and kissed fair Arwen goodbye
Saying "Soon I'll be worthy of thy"
"Soon I'll be worthy of thy."
Did you know this here Strider guy
Is a Ranger, say they always lie
But he's really a king, Gandalf says
Ahh, do you see him hittin on Arwen?
Even though he's 39 she's like 110
Yeah he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well I know he's lord of the Dunedain
And I've heard how many guys he's slain
And we were lost it's true
So we made an agreement or two
He was a total surprise - combat fighting ace
And the minute the Nazgul started off that chase
Well I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our guide
We started singing... My my, this here Aragorn guy
May be a Ranger king day later got so many allies
Left Rivendell and kissed fair Arwen goodbye
Saying "Soon I'll be worthy of thy"
"Soon I'll be worthy of thy."
Well we finally got to Rivendell
Where Elrond's council bored me straight to (hello!)
Stupid thing it took so long
Sittin next to Lady Arwen was Aragorn
Heh now he's smilin instead of lookin worn
Well I bet he's feelin pretty spiffy now
Oh the council was in fear of course
Them Nazguls could ride really fast on horses
What if Sauron got the Ring?
Ohhh what a terrible thing!
And some elves said "chuck it in the sea" in fear
But Gandalf said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ears"
"We're going on a quest"
He started singin... My my, this here Aragorn guy
May be a Ranger king day later got so many allies
Left Rivendell and kissed fair Arwen goodbye
Saying "Soon I'll be worthy of thy"
"Soon I'll be worthy of thy."
We rode our ponies up Mount Doom
Because Gandalf said we were 'spose to
Frankly I would've liked to stay
And we all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Mr. Hotshot drew his sword and saved the day
And in the end some orcs died
Some stuff blew up and some wolves fried
Boromir was croakin
His horn almost got broken
And the wizard I admire most
Fell down a big hole and now he's toast
Well Aragorn's still here and he's a ghost
I guess he'll lead us guys
And I was singin... My my, this here Aragorn guy
May be a Ranger king day later got so many allies
Left Rivendell and kissed fair Arwen goodbye
Saying "Soon I'll be worthy of thy"
"Soon I'll be worthy of thy."
We were singin... My my, this here Aragorn guy
May be a Ranger king day later got so many allies
Left Rivendell and kissed fair Arwen goodbye
Saying "Soon I'll be worthy of thy"
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